Hyper-sloth
I have been doing a fine impersonation of the world’s laziest cow. Whilst drinking too much coffee. Not a good mix of activities really. The coffee kinda cancels out the desire to be sloth-like. A need to start jumping and dancing takes over, which is far, far worse.
It seems as though we are going to have another traditionally fine British Bank holiday. Best get down the diy superstore again peeps, burn a bigger hole on the credit card!
I won’t be.
I’ll be partaking of my usual weekend activities, but slightly extending them. Hopefully without any vomit being involved, that would be best really.
-Bea Whale
Tags: BankHolidayWeekend, Sloth
