Snaffled from someplace…
A bloke walks into a his mates fancy dress party, wearing normal clothes and his girlfriend on his back…
"What have you come as?" asks the bemused host. "I'm a tortoise" says the bloke. "This", he says pointing to his girlfriend, "Is Michelle."
Two men walk naked into a fancy dress party, one with his knob in a pear, the other with his knob in a bowl of custard.
"What have you two come as?" the host asks "I'm deep in despair" says one… "and he's fucking disgusted."
11/05/05: That second joke still makes me laugh an inordinate amount.
