Comments on: Brewer’s droop. Go home, you’re no good to me.

By: moosh

moosh — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:13:06 +0000

Now what? Well, you check your bloody email for starters

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:57:53 +0000

Oops, sorry for all these posts – maybe you can tidy them up a bit – this address is correct not the other one.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:56:59 +0000

Oops, sorry for all these posts, this address is correct not the other one.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:45:41 +0000

There you go. My email address. Now what?

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:29:13 +0000

I guess you could shack up a wealthy bloke to speed things along a bit – i’m not making any offers though since i’m only worth about 50p right now – but am also good at getting drunk. I’ll sort out registering a valid email address with hotmail for a start and then give you more to go on. Super dooper.

By: moosh

moosh — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:20:14 +0000

Yeah, well it’s our general goal – but until we acheive that we’ll just get drunk and write about it…

If you really want us to think about your knob some more, you’re gonna have to give us more to go on. A valid email address might be a good start

By: Gareth

Gareth — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:00:22 +0000

Is that your goal? and how long do you think that will be? Just wondering about my poor knob being not thought about very much, it kinda gives me that sinking feeling!

By: moosh

moosh — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:23:56 +0000

Awww, what a lovely comment. Don’t worry – when Whale and I become rich and famous, we’ll spare a thought for you and your knob.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 21:34:06 +0000

Yes, your interminable ramblings are some of the best i’ve seen and of course are always thrilling me. Just reading one or two “episodes” makes me feel as if i almost know you. I realise my comments are just not in the same league and am happy that i’m worthy to be given a score at all. Maybe i’m “typical” in that my actions speak louder than words in such a scenario. You would not believe how hard i am at the moment….and i’m not even trying!!!

By: moosh

moosh — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:33:09 +0000

Well I’m just glad you like my interminable ramblings, umm, Gareth. I’m quite amazed at the amount of return visitors who come back for more thrilling installments!

Although your getting laid situation sounds rather typical – it’s just not bodice-ripping enough really now, is it? I’d have to give you only 6/10 for that one. I know you can try harder…

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:34:00 +0000

I’m sorry Moosh but didn’t mean to scare ya. I like your post of the 20th – really made me laugh How could my literary skills ever attempt to compete with your cultured, refined blogging i don’t know? My exploits tend to go like this. Meet girl at pub/club/bar/blog mmm?; get pissed, go home my/her place; get laid; go to sleep; wake up. I don’t pretend to be anything other than your typical bloke except that in the “get laid” situation i always try to give more than i take – i do enjoy pleasing. So if you think i’m having a laugh where is the funny bit?

By: whale

whale — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:26:18 +0000

It’s not me! Honest, gov!

By: moosh

moosh — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:16:22 +0000

Well done there then (I think). Lots of girlfriends yada yada – although you’re starting to scare me slightly now…

And yes, I want to read about your exploits otherwise I’ll start wondering if you’re not Whale just having a laugh

By: Gareth

Gareth — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:48:27 +0000

Thought it was just a girlie thing to write about your exploits, didn’t realise you expect us mere men to indulge in writing as well. I have had many happy **females** pay homage and tribute to my menber, thank you.
**Definition 9?** http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=female
Possibly having a male version of a blonde moment but glad you are a red head!

By: moosh

moosh — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:25:29 +0000

Well endowed _and_ well hung (not to label a point there)

Well, you got my attention anyway. So where can we read about you and your schlong’s exploits? Any testimonials?