Nothing (much) To Report

I'm sat at my desk, right now opposite the Scottish director. He's busy typing stuff that directors type and right now I'm pretending to work. Except that I can't.  <missing text was here *cough*>

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Everytime he meets anyone in the office he greets them with a kiss on the cheek (how very European) and every single fwapping time I have this awkward thing of hesitating and we kind of end up almost bumping heads. I'm so nervous of accidentally kissing him on the lips that I end up not making a decision on which side of the face to kiss him on - which in turn leads to me looking like a right eejit and darting about all over the place…and 9 times out of 10 this almost *does* make us accidentally kiss on the lips. Gaaaaah!

I'm off to think about sensible code.