Nothing (much) To Report

Well, you found it. A star is heading in your direction, young man.

Whilst you're here, I'll take this opportunity to write in my slightly squiffy state about you to the people of the interweb.

Dave the Fwapper. It says it all really. I met this rather strange man on OKCupid of all places, after helping Whale with her profile and then getting hooked on the quizzes. And I can honestly say that he is the most sane person on the whole website (and that's saying something )

He's managed to keep me entertained on a daily basis via MSN which has helped me considerably to balance out the overpowering surge of post-menopausal hormones surging through my office. Gaaaah! And in return - I've called him a great big fwapper and made animated gifs of him sucking off Paul Daniels.

When we finally met up earlier this year, we went to the pub where he sipped water after being horrendously hungover and *made* me miss my train home from London and end up in Bristol.

The therapy for getting Dave the Fwapper to leave the big smoke and come to yogurt-weaver country is still on going as he doesn't like to leave the county and, I think, is a bit worried we're a bit backwards out 'ere in the sticks.