Dark clouds
I’m actually in quite a bad mood, and for no reason *at all*. I can’t figure it out - it’s not a pre-menstrual thing, I’m not running around like a headless chicken at work…so I don’t know what it is. All I know is that everyone is fecking me off.
Mrs Posh at work forwarded me an email today (she sends me countless emails on any given day, so I shouldn’t get so uptight about this one) with just a line saying “shouldn’t we be doing something about this?”
It was, of course, the royal “we”.
It got right up my goat (as Kath & Kim would say). It was some daft community newswire email that she gets sent all the time and forwards to random people instead of actually doing any work whatsoever. OooOOoooo. Get her.
It was about blogging. She was suggesting that I should be blogging for the charity…Oh for fucks sake. I’d love to tell her that her antics here at weird community charity were already out there on teh interweb, but I don’t think that’s quite what she meant. I also don’t think a blog entirely about a load of middle aged women bitching about people and eating biscuits would make a very interesting blog. I could be wrong though…
So I sent her a snotty email back saying that yes, she should be doing something about this.
She didn’t like it very much.
I’m guessing though, that I have a kind of black look about me today, as everyone is just kinda steering clear of me. Yay!
On a more positive note, I’ve got an excellent game to play now in very dull meetings: all you need to do is imagine each speaker having an orgasm - and make it fit their personality/style in the work place. I was playing this yesterday in Glastonbury (lovely place, crap meeting) and almost disgraced myself a great deal. When one chap got up to speak, I had to gaffaw into my cup of tea as I imagined him dry-humping the person who just happened to be sitting next to him. Hilarity ensued.
Actually, I’ve probably just made a lot of people really paranoid about public speaking now. D’oh!
Moosh
Tags: Bad Moods, Work-shy blaggers, Kath and Kim, blogging, boring meetings dry humping
Bea.Whale said,
26 April, 2007 at 4:24 pm
OOOOooooooh! What a fun but potentially very embarrassing game.
I imagine all sorts of things when I really shouldn’t, which leads to me making funny faces and laughing out loud when I really shouldn’t be. Clue much puzzlement from anyone nearby.
moosh said,
1 May, 2007 at 9:44 am
It’s a fine line - secretly laughing at sex faces to wandering around the streets mumbling to yourself smelling of parma violets in one easy step
Bea Whale said,
1 May, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Not sure about the parma voilets but on everything else, I’m already there.