Productive
I had some time off in lieu yesterday, and surprised myself just how productive I can be.
I:
- Got up before 10 am
- Had a rather excellent wank. No, this didn’t involve any Vicks Vapo Rub (the mind boggles at some of the searches on this site. Honestly people - sort it out)
- Went on a 5km bike ride (and didn’t get wet)
- Cleaned out my car (anyone who’s been in my car lately will understand why I took out 2 bags of rubbish just to see the floor)
- Made lunch, which involved pesto
- Tidied the kitchen
- Cleaned cat piss off the floor. Grrrr.
All that, and *then* I went into work and fixed a laptop that they were going to take to PC World (good god, no!)
I think I deserve a star for that, or at least a big pay rise.
I instead found out that the first redundancy notice has been served. Yep - things are quite dire here at weird community charity. We have no funding past January. Should I jump now or wait for mine? After all I am entitled to the princely sum of £600 redundancy money. Woo! Think of the beer.
Talking of beer - the countdown to beer now stands at 3 days. Yep: we’re off to Frocester Beer Festival! And we’re camping. I can’t wait quite frankly, as all my thoughts lately have been about a) how autumny it is and b) how I could murder a certain person to get my mortgage paid off. Yes, it’s terribly bad manners and potentially quite messy but with the money I’d save not paying the mortgage - I could buy a really shiny car.
Well, I’m all out of muses - I’m off to waste some time at B3ta.
[EDIT: I forgot to mention! I've also booked some flights to go to Bratislava and then Riga, so 2 more capital cities are to be mine. Mwahahahaha]
Moosh
Tags: Excellent wanks, Pesto, Redundancy, Frocester Beer Festival
