No! No, no no noooooooooooo!
I’ve been getting these tingles in the neck for the past week or so. No biggy or anything. Just thought I’d see if google had anything to say on the matter - and have just found out that neck tingling is a symptom of the Menopause!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
That’s bloody it. I’ve gone and caught the menopause of my middle-aged colleagues.
Oh fwap.
-moosh
flats said,
24 March, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Are you in this era of your life? Becouse im 43, and im getting to feel a bit sick with this… could you recommend me something to mentalise myself???? cheers
moosh said,
25 March, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Actually, I must admit that I didn’t catch the menopause off my colleagues. Thankfully. I’m only 29. Nowhere near 30. At all. So this kind of thing doesn’t concern me too much.
However, information gleened from my post-menopausal work buddies include:
1) windows must be opened and closed at will, this includes during blizzards
2) needing the afternoon off, becuase you’re “stressed” is ok
3) bitchyness seems to actually increase. And that’s saying something (as someone who has been to an all-girls school for 5 very, very long years)
4) bitterness at not having had any children is anywhere from high to very high and aimed more often than not at women of child bearing age
So, there you have it! Happy menopause (do they sell happy menopause cards yet?)