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	<title>Nothing (much) To Report</title>
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	<description>First on Google for kgb agent menopause</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It&#8217;s curtains!</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/its-curtains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Bye-bye]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=274</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yep, I&#8217;m getting far too much grief from people who know me to continue here. If I wish to write from the heart anymore, I need to take my incoherant ramblings elsewhere.
Meh, I&#8217;ve waffled on far too much here anyway - so maybe a fresh start is just what I need.
So, ta-ta everyone. So long, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mostly gay</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/mostly-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/mostly-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cyclists]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[existential questioning]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[what to do on a dull winters afternoon in moscow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is what today is. Actually, it&#8217;s very gay. I&#8217;m sat here all alone, yawning my head off after a particularly long drive back from the continent yesterday this morning and feel like not doing much work.
WordPress has had a move around and I can&#8217;t find stuff anymore, and there was a bizarre comment from some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flock me</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/flock-me/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/flock-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bea Whale</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[T'internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Twaddle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/flock-me/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am trying out something new. Actually, it&#8217;s not new and I&#8217;m not new to it but that&#8217;s not the point. I&#8217;m blogging for the sake of blogging with this, just to try something out. As you do when you have nothing better to do and Facebook takes an age to load or do anything, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>tesco camping kettle with tea bag included</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/easyjet-are-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/easyjet-are-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[job hunting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[moving to london]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[strawberry beer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=271</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[easyjet are shit,
hairy pants,
pissage 6,
and aaarrrhhh&#8230;
&#8230;are just some of the delightful things that people are looking for on the interweb recently. And then found our site. God knows how - google, you work in mysterious ways.
It may well have seemed like I&#8217;ve disappeared of the face of the planet lately - and you&#8217;d almost be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Stroud Pub Trip Review - From Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaay Back!</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/a-stroud-pub-trip-review-from-wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaay-back/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/a-stroud-pub-trip-review-from-wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaay-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bea Whale</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[DRAFT]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fruli]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Impulse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kale]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stroud]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stroud Farmers' Market]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Retreat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=96</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There a trip over to Stroud recently. I could&#8217;ve blogged about this on t&#8217;other blog, but the love affair with Blogger was over some time ago. It was a trip to be of many firsts.
I got to have a bit of a nose around Moosh&#8217;s lovely little newish house before we hit the Farmers&#8217; Market. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No! No, no no noooooooooooo!</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/no-no-no-no-noooooooooooo-2/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/no-no-no-no-noooooooooooo-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fwap]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Menopause]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tingles in neck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been getting these tingles in the neck for the past week or so. No biggy or anything. Just thought I&#8217;d see if google had anything to say on the matter - and have just found out that neck tingling is a symptom of the Menopause!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
That&#8217;s bloody it. I&#8217;ve gone and caught the menopause of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I shouldn&#8217;t be doing this</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/i-shouldnt-be-doing-this/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/i-shouldnt-be-doing-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bea Whale</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Beer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Twaddle]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blogging when drunk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Laffe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nope. This is wrong. Anyone with any sense knows it is folly to be engaging in this sort of behaviour at this time. One should step away, well away. But I&#8217;m not. Idiot that I am.
Thankfully I haven&#8217;t been near eBay or Amazon in a serious sense, just looking, and longing. Other potential points of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something I&#8217;ve been meaning to do&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/something-ive-been-meaning-to-do/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/something-ive-been-meaning-to-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bea Whale</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Random Bollockness From Pubs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[camel toe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lettuce]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[quim]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, here I am, back from the near-dead. Not really you understand, but something quite close to it all the same. Joyfully, I have a computer that I can sit at in almost total comfort and far removed from any smoking or general tosspottery. My lovely Ubuntu laptop is currently not playing ball, so I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get something in!</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/get-something-in/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/get-something-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bea Whale</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Matron!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cucumber]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[durex]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sandwiches]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vibrator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This somehow seems right at home on this blog, currently.

Bea - Did ya miss me?? Did ya? Did ya?

       ]]></description>
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		<title>Threesome survey</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/threesome-survey/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/threesome-survey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[orgies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[surveys]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Threesomes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your country needs you.
Well, OK, Moosh does.  I need your views, opinions and experiences for my totally non-scientific survey. About threesomes (and lets not just limit it to threesomes, we&#8217;ll chuck in orgies too)
I want, nay need, to know just how far you&#8217;ve been down that road. The questions are as follows:
1) Have you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why does Sheffield smell of wee?</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/why-does-sheffield-smell-of-wee/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/why-does-sheffield-smell-of-wee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hotel Ibis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mimsy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Richmond]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sheffield]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/?p=266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And why do B&#38;Bs in Richmond have showers that were once cupboards. Small cupboards?
Are just 2 of many questions that I&#8217;ve been asking of late.
If anyone has the answers to these, please do tell - it&#8217;d spare my brain musing on it at 4am, along with why I *had* to race two grown men in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attack of the eternal January</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/attack-of-the-eternal-january/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/attack-of-the-eternal-january/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[EasyJet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Redundancy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shit Januarys]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/attack-of-the-eternal-january/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, OK, after a minor poking I thought it best to come back and try to explain the lack of posts.
Firstly, it&#8217;s January. I fecking hate January. It&#8217;s so long, and for 99% of january, it&#8217;s not payday. That in itself is enough to make anyone want to bury under the duvet and only wake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The end of an odd year</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/the-end-of-an-odd-year/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/the-end-of-an-odd-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Predictions for 2008]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[turning 30]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thankfully, 2007 is coming to an end. I can&#8217;t really say I&#8217;ll be sad to see it go, because not only has it been an odd-numbered year, it has been well and truly odd aswell.
I feel like I did when I was 21 - not really sure what the hell to do with my life and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world according to Moosh: Riga</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/the-world-according-to-moosh-riga/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/the-world-according-to-moosh-riga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Riga]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I&#8217;ve only just found my notebook and it&#8217;s 8pm on day 2. I&#8217;m going to have to write up day 1 from memory. Here goes.
My logic of joining the longest queues let me down once again, as in Britol Airport I was actually in the queue for the flight to Budapest. Nice as it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world according to Moosh: Vienna &#38; Bratislava</title>
		<link>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/the-world-according-to-moosh-vienna-bratislava/</link>
		<comments>http://beachedwhale.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/the-world-according-to-moosh-vienna-bratislava/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moosh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[moosh]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bratislava]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now with extra longness and spelling mistakes!
This is going to be a long one, so if you don&#8217;t have a cup of tea now - best go put the kettle on. I decided to keep a diary of my travels, so what you read was happening &#8220;live&#8221; as it were. It&#8217;s my own pathetic attempt [...]]]></description>
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